Gorgeous Leather ‘Wing’ Jewelry by Windfalcon
do you ever think about the judges for the triwizard tournament trying to figure out who to kidnap for the second task
like they’re all just sitting in dumbledore’s office and karkaroff goes “well word on the street says that krum has a crush on that granger girl”
"damn," says dumbledore, "I wanted harry to rescue her. well, what about the delightful miss chang?"
"no," says bagman, "we’ve got her down for diggory"
"stop sinking my ships," says dumbledore
total drama gets it
That’s because it’s Canadian
We do it right.
why hate on trans boys when you can hate on cis boys
why hate on anyone when you can grow up and spread some positivity instead
Why hate people when you can hate humidity
Why stop at humidity when you can hate mosquitoes?
i fuckin hate mosquitoes
that’s the spirit
Slytherin wasn’t the only founder to leave a concealed chamber at Hogwarts— before her death, Helga Huffelpuff created a secret room which would help all students, regardless of house affiliation or purity of blood. It’s been called many things throughout the centuries; today it’s known as the Room of Requirement.
|Arist: Bastille/20 piece string orchestra|
|Album: Pompeii (Remixes)|
Pompeii (Cinematic Version) - Bastille (accompanied by a twenty-piece string orchestra) (x)
i FUCKING GUARANTEE THAT WHEN HIS WAX FIGURE IS DONE, BENEDICT WILL HAVE PHOTOS TAKEN OF HIM POINTING AT IT. I WILL PUT MONEY ON IT I S2G.
if i was harry, i would have stuck a letter down the front of my pants and ran out on the front lawn bc
- the dursleys aren’t gonna chase me and cause a scene, it’d upset their pristine reputation
- if they DID chase me out, they’d have to put their hand down my pants to get to the letter and i’d just start screaming STRANGER DANGER STRANGER DANGER and fuck up their repuation for real
you would kill voldemort in first year at that rate
do you ever think about all of james and lily’s old school friends?? watching harry grow up through daily prophet articles and the media and knowing who he is, not because of the fame but because they knew his parents
and when the day finally came that he defeated voldemort for…
when u dislike a song on an 8tracks but u dont dislike it enough 2 waste a skip on it so u just gotta suffer thru
a harry potter au where potions is taught by gordon ramsay
"YOUR DRAUGHT OF LIVING DEATH COULDN’T KILL A FRUIT FLY"
"YOU PUT SO MUCH GINGER IN THAT POTION IT TASTES LIKE A WEASLEY"
it tastes like a weasley